bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

juliyeahh:

Inside Reign: Syd + Pinoe [x]

This interview is extra great because the funny part to them is not that they would never date ‘cause Syd is straight but because it would be the craziest dynamic. 

(Source: aplacethatdoesntknowmyname)

jarpad:

do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep

Salt premiere in Paris (2010)

epitomeofloyalty:

"She’s very loving. She’s very caring. She’s very funny, one of the funniest people I know aside from myself. She has this confidence about her that’s very attractive to all types of people. Like every type of person. She has this attraction, she brings everyone. When she talks, everyone wants to listen." - Syd on Pinoe
"She’s like so beautiful and super girly. Eyelashes and her hair done. But then she’s such a badass, just kicks so much butt on the field. She has this funny, smart witty humor about her. For me, I mean I’m not going to date you. That’s something that’s super attractive that you have, not a lot of people have both. She has this like tomboy but then can spruce up." - "Pinoe on Syd

mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight)

henriksaves:

touristtrapperkeeper:

yaykelleyohara:

Oh, that sound you heard? Me hitting the floor. Someone revive me.

(Pic courtesy of MagsMorris, who has many more lovely game pics.)

oh…. well…. ok then KO.

my my my mymymymy

(Source: )

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stop

hao09:

INSIDE REIGN: Syd + Pinoe

Megan Rapinoe and Sydney Leroux speak with LEVYFilms about their experience playing together with Seattle Reign FC and the USWNT.

For unclear reasons, even in 2014 we still have a sort of sexual stigma, mostly against women who enjoy sex, especially if it’s frequent and with multiple partners. This, to me, implies a personal sexual dysfunction of the bitchy whiner, rather than the person who enjoys festive boinking, but what do I know? I know that if you’re not spreading disease or children and you’re enjoying it with another responsible, consenting adult, then anyone who complains about your sex life is probably an asshole. Stop calling people names for fucking, yo. It makes you an asshole.

princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

(Source: girlspice)

Annabel Lee

It was many and many a year ago,
       In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
       By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
       Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
       In this kingdom by the sea,
But we loved with a love that was more than love—
       I and my Annabel Lee—
With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven
       Coveted her and me.

And this was the reason that, long ago,
       In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
       My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsmen came
       And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
       In this kingdom by the sea.

The angels, not half so happy in Heaven,
       Went envying her and me—
Yes!—that was the reason (as all men know,
       In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
       Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love
       Of those who were older than we—
       Of many far wiser than we—
And neither the angels in Heaven above
       Nor the demons down under the sea
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
       Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;

For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
       Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes
       Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
       Of my darling—my darling—my life and my bride,
       In her sepulchre there by the sea—
       In her tomb by the sounding sea.
Annabel Lee by Edgar Allen Poe (via words-in-lines)

stuff that happens during the intermission probably pt 34

  • babs: now repeat after me: "if he's over six foot nine he is not a friend of mine"
  • red wings: if he's over six foot nine he is not a friend of mine
  • babs: smith you wanna try that one on your own?
  • smitty: if he's over six foot nine he is..h-he is...he
  • red wings:
  • smitty: peRFECT FIGHTING MATERIAL TO PROVE TO YOUR BROTHER THAT YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR SMITH
  • babs: goddammit brendan