'What happens if Vegas comes back and infiltrates your home.' - @mrapinoe (that face you make your goal doesn’t make it on the highlight reel).
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
Me: Joins tumblr for fun
Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
thank you ashlyn!
has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold
Thank you, Matilda.
imagine your favourite character with the most agonizingly pained expression on their face as they watch the love of their life die and there’s nothing they can do about it
bonus points if they have to kill them themselves
THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies
#people say she doesn’t show emotions#but who cares about emotions#she shows herself#shouldn’t that be good enough for anyone?
Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate